So I agreed in the end. They renewed my licence to kill; I loaded my PPK; I strapped on the chronograph with its plutonium-powered homing device; I got back into the Aston Martin; and I went into action. I asked for Clooney, Connery, and Berry as co-stars. What did they send me? A bunch of Cambridge dons.

picture of Damian and Pembroke dons dressed for a ball

[photo of Pembroke College June Event received from the Anonymous Economist today—click to enlarge]