If, like me, you have found that reading Harry Potter leaves you unmoved, but you feel the need to keep up with the plots so you can discuss the phenomenon with the Pottd People around you, you’ll be pleased to know that Leasey has been reading the latest volume on behalf of PooterGeekers. Apparently, the central character who dies in this one is Harry Potter himself. She also told me that the next in the series, Harry Potter’s Surviving Friends And The Half-Dead Franchise, is available to pre-order from Amazon, itself now a wholly owned subsidiary of Bloomsbury.