On the one hand, thousands of religious loons want you dead; on the other hand is Padma Lakshmi:

Salman Rushdie and Padma Lakshmi

Salman “you’d look smug too” Rushdie and Padma Lakshmi

Meanwhile, WTF?:

Helena Bonham Carter makes an unfortunate cleavage mistake

Helena “I am hoping the giant spider on my head will distract you from my dress” Bonham Carter

[stolen from MSN]