Dr Evil outside Euston HQ

World domination. It’s not what it used to be. Sharks, lasers, death rays, golf carts driven by chicks in jumpsuits? Get with the program, people!

Picture this: a lovable retired university professor in an Australia T-shirt. He walks into a pub, talks to you about cricket, human rights, and before you know it you’ve invaded a developing country and stolen its natural resources under the cover of a war of liberation. Even if I say so myself, it’s a piece of fricken’ genius.

Frau Farbissina! Do you have another little racist boy for me to torture?