I’m sure many people who read this blog want to give me a slap. It’s quite something to see yourself online and get the same feeling. Look at this smug young local businessman collecting his new-age prize* in his tailored pinstripe jacket set off by his smart-but-casual, v-necked, clingy sweater of indeterminate sexual orientation and his unpatriotically white teeth. If you scroll down a bit you can see him doing his token ethnic thing at the bar. Does he need to feel the sting of a wet salmon around the chops or what?
Hi! I’m Damian! Could I interest you in your own photography shoot?!
*UPDATE: It was a prize draw so I didn’t even do anything to deserve it.