iPHONE: Hi, Steve. Who do you want to talk to today?
STEVE: I’ve told you before not to say that.
iPHONE: Sorry. My little joke. Who should I ring?
STEVE: I’d like to speak to my broker.
iPHONE: Are you sure you want to do that?
STEVE: Of course I’m sure. Don’t get sma… Just connect me, okay?
iPHONE: Do you want me to put this in your call Call Register?
iPHONE: Will this connection be on or off the record?
STEVE: On the record. I’ve got nothing to hide.
iPHONE: I’ve got incoming from the SEC on line one.
STEVE: Tell them I’m conducting an important business conference.
iPHONE: …with your broker.
STEVE: Just put them on hold.
iPHONE: I’m piping them some U2 now. And the PRS micropayment is on its way. Ooh, that’s the track with the bum bass note on it.
STEVE: Whatever, nerd-boy.
iPHONE: Look who’s talking.
STEVE: Just put Jerry on the fucking line. I want to see what my keynote did for our price.
JERRY: Hi, Steve.
STEVE: Hi, Jerry. You got a second?
JERRY: Steve, Steve, man, I’d love to talk, really. It’s just there are a couple of guys here with some questions I have to answer. Questions about, er, stuff.
STEVE: Oh. Sure. Speak to you later. You take care.
JERRY: Ciao, Stevie.
STEVE: You, er, got any…
iPHONE: …Radiohead? Of course, Steve. What would you like to hear today? 2 + 2 = 5?, We Suck Young Blood?, There There?, Scatterbrain?, A Wolf At The Door?…