March 2004

Pale with Shock

Rather upsetting the rest of the World’s view of US justice, a very famous, very rich American is convicted of several crimes. I bet Michael Jackson is thinking about OJ Simpson’s escape and Martha Stewart’s predicament and wishing he’d not “developed” that “skin condition”. I think we can see the way her appeal will pan […]

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Metaphor Stew

Judith‘s sharp editrix eye was caught by a couple of mixed metaphors in the media this week. Rob Lowe, a star of NBC TV’s West Wing said of one of his fellow actors in the show, Allison Janney: “She just tees the ball up and hits it out of the park every single time.” . […]

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Jesus Heist

Mel Gibson is fast becoming a regular at PooterGeek. Forbes magazine estimates that he could walk away with around 40% of $650m collected at the box office for his Passion. That doesn’t include the merchandising income from such tie-in delights as replicas of the nails used in the crucifixion. Apparently we shouldn’t consider this tasteless […]

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Call the Analogy Police!

Pamela Wade of the New Zealand Herald compares Peter Jackson’s winning 11 Oscars to her buying the perfect teapot. Perhaps there are special kinds of irony in New Zealand, rhetorical variants that could only have emerged and developed in such extreme isolation from major landmasses of culture—linguistic marsupials, if you will. Or perhaps she’s crap.

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Body and Blood

Through some strange synchronicity, both Adam and Claire sent me links to reviews of Mel Gibson’s Passion. Both reviews mention the movie’s anti-Semitism of course, but they also warn of the mind-boggling level of gore. Here’s the one from Claire. I can’t find a URL for the source of the text Adam sent, but it […]

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Thank You

Thanks to the readers who emailed words of comfort (and gentle mockery). I am a bit better now. Because I spent hours and hours wrapped up in bed I was able to get in early to work and stay until late today. Just goes to show: if you really want to be a macho workaholic, […]

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Boys and Education

This is interesting. I feel sorry for boys who have to deal with the current system of school exams in Britain. I certainly would have performed poorly under it. Counting coursework in exam scores is a cheats’ charter. Plodding and “sharing answers” are rewarded. Originality and competitiveness are penalized.

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