Squander Two is a clever fella and his impatience with irrationality is (almost) always welcome in my comments boxes. He is also a new father who has endured rather more worry than most recently. I hope his wife recovers completely and quickly. He probably came up with this brilliant revision of Alanis Morissette’s Ironic during a recent sleepless night.

Robert(a) Swipe is widely believed to be the second most annoying person in the UK blogosphere so I shouldn’t really encourage him/her, but this anti-war critique of Joan Armatrading is worthy of John Hegley.