Question: where do gay people go when they become boring?
Answer: Wilton Manors, Florida.
“Gay marriage is not a lightning-rod issue here,” said Gary Resnick, one of three openly gay men on the five-member City Commission. “For the most part when people call the City Council they’re calling about local issues — noise, road work, things like that.”
Andrew Sullivan‘ll be livid [when his Website comes back up].
[*Wrong on all three counts—now that‘s search technology at its finest.]