PooterGeek is in the top ten hits on Tiscali search for “circumcised gay models“* so I feel it’s my duty to bring you stories like this one.

Question: where do gay people go when they become boring?
Answer: Wilton Manors, Florida.

“Gay marriage is not a lightning-rod issue here,” said Gary Resnick, one of three openly gay men on the five-member City Commission. “For the most part when people call the City Council they’re calling about local issues — noise, road work, things like that.”

Andrew Sullivan‘ll be livid [when his Website comes back up].

[*Wrong on all three counts—now that‘s search technology at its finest.]