Further to Tim and Eric’s comments, some boring personal information. My mum is from Freetown, Sierra Leone; my dad is from Preston, Lancs. I was born in Nigeria. I left Africa when I was two and have never returned as an adult—even to visit. Since my cousins have all left, and my grandmother there is gone, the only surviving relative I know in Africa is my Auntie Clarina who is still in Freetown. You now have everything you need to steal my identity. And I now have two perfect excuses to put this photo up [note the alarmingly premature grey hair]:
Happy Christmas and New Year to you all!