The top of the BBC News page about a possible new cure for baldness carries an image of an anonymous baldie:
The bottom of the same page has images of Nick Robinson and Terry Wogan:
Yesterday, as I was running to the gym past a bunch of army cadets waiting outside a local youth centre, one of the boys pointed at me and shouted to one of the girls: “Here comes your boyfriend!”
The girl replied: “Harsh! I can’t help it if I go for baldies.”
One of her girlfriends added (in her defence?): “Yeah, but he’s not exactly Ashley Cole, is he?”
No, I’m not. I’m five inches taller for a start.