I had a conversation with two unlikely PooterGeek “fans” at lunch today—I mean yesterday: I fell asleep and have just woken up after midnight. (Hello Adam and Martin, by the way.) They were intrigued by the weird success of my Webpages with search engines.

This ‘Blog entry is an experiment born of that conversation. I reckon that, within a month from now, this page will be the number one hit on Google UK (if not the World) for the phrase “Naked Harry Potter”. Like Pete Townshend, if the police come to arrest me for child pornography offences, I will claim I was “doing research”.

I think I might be able to get away with a caution too, if I am co-operative and turn over my referer logs to the authorities.

Charlotte Church nude!