You will not be surprised to read that I was into Dungeons and Dragons when I was at school. This Macromedia Flash film begins with a joke about D&D being the gateway to Satanism and then turns into such an accurate recreation of a typical game that I recommend you simply pass it by—unless you want to relive the boring, stupid, bitchy, nerdy horror of one of the 80s’ most embarrassing crazes.

I wonder if anyone on Campus plays?…