Never mind testing children for the use of recreational drugs. How about testing them for the use of recreational grief?
“Ooh evil BushHitler is going to kill all the little Iraqi children so he can steal their oil. We have to bunk off school to stop him!”
Huh? “[D]estroying one of the oldest civilisations in the world with bombs and killing thousands of innocent people?” WTF? This is, like, some parallel universe, right?
Oh yeah, that’s like totally more important. And people should just like get with it. Totally. Hmm, what should I wear?
On the subject of drugs testing in schools, can we look forward to the publication of league tables once he results are known?