The Sun promises us a Web chat with celebrity hypnotist Paul McKenna and invites us to send in our questions. Here’s mine:

“Apparently you can give women orgasms by snapping your fingers and it’s safe to say you aren’t short of a bob or two, so why do you find it necessary to comb thin strands of hair over your balding pate?”

(This is also a neat opportunity to dredge up another case of the BBC getting itself in trouble with a judge for making unsupported allegations.)