Sorry to resort to the same edition of Private Eye again, but I have to share this with my American friends. It's from a regular column in the magazine called “Luvvies” to which readers submit ridiculous quotes from actors. This week's was from Emmy Rossum, being interviewed in Vanity Fair:

“We were doing this scene in the morgue, and I'm lying on the table, my eyes closed, and the energy that was coming off Sean [Penn] was so powerful I started to cry. And Clint Eastwood says, 'Cut, Emmy, that was great, but you can't cry. You're dead.'”

While we're on the subject of energy, did you know it was possible to produce a funky advertisement for a company specializing in energy distribution and transmission? You do now. (Via Simon Carr.)
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