It’s Friday! I invite haiku on the subject of Britney Spears—or is it “Britney Federline“?
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[…] ng is going to thin this week because I have a lot on. Congratulations to PooterGeekers on their excellent work with Britney and to Oliver Kamm on making a better case for Bush (this time) and o […]
Haiku? Anagrams surely — Interbreed Finely, Befriend Entirely, Byline Interfered…
a female singer,
young, pretty, famous, foolish –
fair game, surely?
a flatmate obsessed,
straight claiming to be,
he is not
Stumbling round the Net
we wrote these haiku
about a silly celeb:
Moon over the sea
As Britney swims far away –
Kinda hard to care.
Go, Britney Spears –
or Federline – whatever:
just take a haiku.
Vacuous, entranced –
Borderline psychosis is
Toeing Federline
Fried chicken princess
The chorus boy is dreaming
Married? He shakes Spears
“Presbyterians”.
New anagram just as good:
“I fly bent reindeer”
— With thanks to SIAW and False Alarm Sarah.