24Jan05 — 3 Sniff If I had hair like Donald’s maybe Melania would want to marry me. Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Related If He Existed He’d Be Laughing Writer’s Block
But if you had hair like The Donald’s, we’d all ridicule you. And rightly so.
How profound, Damian. Keep up the good work.
And when The Donald kissed the bride? “It was very romantic and it was a long one,” Hilton said.
Apparently you need a long one as well.