Someone was brought here yesterday by a search for “Get your Colonial Shame off my breasts”. What they really wanted was this [safe for work]. Other recent PooterGeek hits:

• “sinn fein mobile download”
• “truckers favourite gay sex stop”
• “chav style home decor”
• “billie piper breasts”
• “nice things to do for your boyfriend”
• “big breasted landladies”

Yes, the last one was from the UK.