It had to happen eventually. The Anastacia Fan Club seems to have found my affectionate spoof. Now its members have descended on the comments to prove that they can’t read and have no grasp of irony.
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They also seem to think that’s a current photo of you.
I love the “Some people have too much time on their hands” comment…
One of the best laughs I’ve had all week.
You have to be careful. In the past year I have been chased by a BBC Have your Say correspondent, who didn’t like the fact I thought they were stupid (they were and were ignored), and a BBC reporter who didn’t like something I had said about them. (This led to a series of phone calls and eventually an agreement to disagree amicably – and I got rid of one of my gmail invites).
Still, neither of them used the word “diss”.
I love the fact that the comment “what kind of name is pooter geek?” was posted by freakthemighty
Hey morons I found your spot where you comment on us! Get some lives!
Yep i made the comment and I am proud of it!
LOL u tell them girl!!
Found ya…u can run but u can’t hide LMAO
Seriously though, wot do u guys have against Anastacia, if u don’t mind me asking?
If you’re “AnastaciaInspirated” does that mean you’re living somewhere in her lungs, do you think?
Do you nerds have to be so literal. loosen up some.
Geek 1: i thought it was funny that they thought that it was a current pic of you.
Geek 2: i liked the one about the name!
Get lives
Ohh and the guy who said that the joke about the “too much time on your hands” was one of the best laughs he had all week, dude you have a strange sense of humor cuz you know it’s true. Oh look i’ve probably made all ya’ll mad cuz I ain’t been usin proper grammar and stuff. Oh well, too bad, you ‘diss’ Anastacia, you get some right back!
Diss diss diss diss diss diss diss diss dis diss 😛
Lmao
Getting mad now are ya?
No, Anastacia fans can’t read and don’t get the irony. But we know how to heap piles of abuse on people who diss her. And well, since you do that, you know what happens next. First we diss you here. Then we burn a bag full of dog shit on your porch. Than we key your car. If that’s not enough well tie you to a chair and play Anastacia’s songs on full volume. See how you like that. And we’ll be around partying and enjoying her music.
Oh, and for somebody who makes fun of people who he claims can’t read you obviously can’t see a difference between her official site’s forum and fan club. Perhaps Aanstacia should lend you one of her glasses. Might help and it never hurts to ask. 😉
^^^LMAO Good one!!!
@Freakthealmighty, Gemma and luxxi- Yeah I agree with everything u’ve written 🙂
@ Stephen- Here’s a piece of advice, “Get a life!” I mean how LAME is that joke :0
Wot do u people have against Anastacia?
She (SP)ROCKS!!!
She does sprock, she is the ORIGINAL sprocker! And all of her fans are going to sprock with her, and hurt anyone who dissesss her 😉
Diss diss diss diss diss diss
Lmao, this is funny
Aw come on now, let’s have a little perspective here.
It’s not like there’s any valid excuse for the yodelling hag.
She’s no Christina after all.
“Aw come on now, let’s have a little perspective here.”
We do. And we recognise good music. Too bad some people don’t.
“It’s not like there’s any valid excuse for the yodelling hag.”
And who would that be?
“She’s no Christina after all.”
Something we are very greteful for. I’ll admit Strippina has a great voice. Too bad she spends much more energy on dressing as little as possible than making music. Now that’s a wasted talent.
I love this…
Culture clash-tastic!
Its like has not been witnessed since Peter Cook was accidentally booked to appear on The Mickey Mouse Club.
^^Wot the fcuk?
And hey SCRATCH! Why don’t u live up 2 your name and come and SCRATCH MY ARSE!!!
LOL
U got 2 much time on ur hands
This is the most fun I’ve had on the internet since my credit card was maxed out on porn sites…
omg this site is kewl lol
Its like has not been witnessed since Peter Cook was accidentally booked to appear on The Mickey Mouse Club.
M-I-C…K-E-Y…F-U-C-K me!
Mickey Mouse – fucking cunt!
Mickey Mouse – fucking cunt!
“I love this…
Culture clash-tastic!”
How can this be culture clash-tastics when you folks have no culture? hmmmmmmm…….
This is practically nostalgia for me. But then I used to hang out here. What was I thinking?
Are any of you people really laughing your arses off? Not literally, of course, but I mean, when you type “LMAO”, are you really laughing hard? What jolly lives you must lead.
You know, having seen her in an interview or two, I can’t help but suspect that Anastacia would love Damian’s review. Could be wrong, mind.
I wonder is any of Ana’s army have looked at any of the other posts? Do they have any opinions on bad poetry? the british class system? gay trousers? or even gratuitous Nigella?
Or cricket?
Shut up about the cricket!
Dear AnastaciaInspirated, sorry for the delay in replying; I’ve been busy. You see, I have a life.
I’m sorry you thought my “joke” was “lame”; it wasn’t actually intended to be a joke, but was an honest attempt to make sense of what you are trying to convey with your chosen name. Presumably the one your parents gave you is one that you are ashamed to use in online forums; they really should have had the foresight to give you a name that would show your deep devotion to a singer of popular music. (You will doubtless not make the same mistake with your own child: it may even be the case that your offspring already sport Anastacia-inspired names, which would spare them the embarrassment of a pseudonym. Unless of course, despite your best efforts, they end up liking a different sort of “music”, although I have to admit that the cogent way in which you have presented Anastacia’s case in this forum makes that appear an unlikely turn of events.)
I feel I should also apologise for the fact that all of the aforegoing is properly spelled, and is not rendered at least partially in capitalised acronyms; I hope that your deprived education will still permit you to make sense of what I have written.
I hope you won’t be too embarrassed about all this, in the unlikely event that you grow up.
The above is all the more poignant for those of us who know that Stephen’s real name is Shirley.
Hello,Neanderthals I have returned. I decided to post my rebuttals in a much more dignified fashion to suit your attitudes. What you do not seem to understand (comprehend) is that we (Anastacia Fans) deal with your kind of verbal assaults everyday! Most of you are pathetic idiots who do not recognize talent. Anastacia’s voice might not bear resemblance to that of Christina (thank the good Lord in heaven) but what you do not understand is that her fans will find you and will put their wrath upon you! So in Anastacia’s words, “Get Ready!” Oh, and by the way I comment enough on poetry and world issues in my COLLEGE and ADVANCED courses and HIGH SCHOOL.
err.. I meant IN high school. By the way Richy, you are a disgusting human being. Some experiences are better to be left in your past!
Oh dear. The world as a battle between Anastacia and Christina fans. The end truly is nigh.
“By the way Richy, you are a disgusting human being. Some experiences are better to be left in your past! ”
It just can’t be true that this is a sincere comment???
Clearly Pootergeek himself was right to observe “Now its members have descended on the comments to prove that they can’t read and have no grasp of irony”.
Thanks for a great laugh Freakthemighty. Truly Mighty.
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