06Sep05 — 5 The Ultimate Sauce I think I might become a Pastafarian, oo-arr! Here be an explanation, me hearties! Share this:FacebookTwitterEmailReddit Related Home Beauty Care M’nuh M’nuh
When not worship the invisible pink unicorn instead? We are the one true faith.
I’ve always felt there was a spoonful-of-spaghetti-shaped hole in my life.
May I suggest the First Church of the Straw Man? Especially created to let insecure rationalists dismiss that which they will not understand.
Careful what you say about the spaghetti god, or you’ll need asbestos underpants when the reckoning comes.
Or be tortiglionied by the Spanish Insalata.
Sorry. I’ll go away now.