Just think of all the coke you could buy with that kind of money.
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I’ve just blogged some new info about the ejection of Walter Wolfgang from conference
Perhaps readers could suggest what they would spend £2,250-a-night on to help Kate take her mind off things.
For example I could take her and between 48 and 88 of our closest friends to see Newcastle United play a league match.
Or we could purchase 500 Day Rover tickets to allow unlimited travel within Tyne and Wear. Now there’s a bargain.
Is a rip-off. What are you paying that much for… is the toilet paper made from silk? Is Gordon Ramsey the chef? Is Paul McKenna going to give you hypnosis sessions?
I could tie Miss Moss to a bed for 30-nights so that she goes completely cold turkey. I would feed her ASDA soup and Tesco Value bread (50pence a day). With the other £2249.50 each day I would buy myself a Porsche 911.
Would I cure her of the habit? No. But I would have fed her Submissive and Masochistic side and gained the benefit of a nice car.
Walter Wolfgang was snorting coke?
Shoes. And facials. And I’ve always wanted a good-quality blonde wig. That’d probably cost one night’s lodgings there.
Oh, and for a week’s cost, I could buy my mum the double knee replacement she wants.