So obvious I didn’t think of her, though she probably refuses to self-identify as blonde: Hot Wheels Helena!
Helena has a PhD in biotechnology and her interests include killer bugs and driving quickly but very, very safely. If she wins Miss Biology 2007 she’d like to travel around the World as an ambassador for her favourite charidee.
But is she single, Damian? Even I am dying to know!
What a hottie. Phwoar!
[…] Hot Wheels Helena is back from Glastonbury with a message for post-modernists, fundamentalists, and plain mentalists everywhere: More info here. […]
Looks like she’d go like the clappers! And I wouldn’t dare ask her about her theory on Scampy Frys!
I’d love to sample her DNA…
Golly gosh wowser! I’m female, but I went to an all girls school, so I wouldn’t let that stop me.
That is, unless the Scampi Fry story is based on experimentation happening a little too close to home?!
Nah – no decent cans.
I should point out that I have offered to censor this ongoing objectification, but, according to Helena and my logs, the commenters above appear to be members of Hot Wheels’ posse, writing under a number of implausible aliases. These are the kind of companions one acquires studying at Cambridge.