In the hope of hoovering up enough batshit crazy nonsense for a quick and easy blog post I visited the BBC “Have Your Say” page that asked “What is your reaction to Lord Stevens’ inquiry in to the death of Diana, Princess of Wales?”. To my amazement most of the answers from members of the public that I scanned through were not mad as cheese. People of the World Wide Web, you’ve let me down, you’ve let my readers down, and, worst of all, you’ve let yourselves down.
UPDATE: In the time it took me to go to the gym, work out, and jog back, a few loons popped up. I suppose I was up a little too early.
Oh, well how about this for my theory on why Diana died;
It was aliens. She was abducted by aliens in 1987, and from then on she had a secret agenda to allow aliens to rule the world via the Royal Family. The Government got wind of the plans, and in 1996 Edwina Curry met the aliens and told them that the British Royal Family were not really the rulers of the world, it is the Masons. As the aliens could not join the Masons because they would fail the Secret Masonic Rituals. So the aliens told Diana she was no longer in the running to rule the world for the aliens. She had other ideas, and continued with plans to take over the world. So in early 1997 the aliens, the Masons and senior figures in the Government met in a secret bunker underneath Southend Pier, they bribed a drunken chauffeur, and the rest is history.
cracking…
Despite disbelievers I’ll go with the “little old lady from Tunbridge Wells” viewpoint who all seem to think she was “taken out” from my own research. Elderly feminine intuition goes a long way.
I think they’re prescribing Aricept for “elderly feminine intuition” now.
Malcolmcog might be onto something. It would certainly explain the presence of the US security services on that fateful day. Clearly, they were tipped off by the Cigarette Smoking Man and were no doubt on hand to whisk Di’s twisted body to Area 51 for an immediate autopsy…
I think you can get the autopsy on Youtube if you look in the right places.
My favourite comment of all time:
Sadly she was killed by death!!!
And here she is in Killed By Death.
Re the Killed By Death video; the facial expression on that old guy is truly horrifying.
I heard that Diana was flying one of the planes that went into the Twin Towers. And Elvis was flying the other one.
If you really want to see the tinfoil hat wearers in full frothing pitch, go read the comments to Nick Cohen’s articule in the Observer today.
Articule – cute. I’ll leave it.
I think this is a totally inappropriate blog entry considering how soon it is after the event of her tragic early demise. We all KNOW she was bumped off by the Queen, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Tony Blair, MI5 and Max Clifford because she was the ORIGINAL English rose – pure, sweet and unadulterated, like a freshly plucked apple. Shame she went off English Cox’s for the Egyptian equivalent, that’s probably why they done her in. And if you don’t agree you must somehow be complicit.