Talking of blowing it, Tom Watson (Labour) MP attacks his Lib Dem tormentors by denouncing their party for being soft on drug addicts. This is like attacking the Monster Raving Loonies for supporting representative democracy. [Once you've read the parent post on his site I warn you no to go any further; some of the comments appended are shockingly daft.]
Below that, Watson accuses a Birmingham Lib Dem candidate of thinking that mobile phone masts aren't necessarily a bad thing. That's because she can't hear the voices that they transmit. (And neither can I, now that I have my tinfoil hat.)
Pull yourself together, man. The Lib Dems have so many policies that are genuinely barmy. Surely you could link to one of them?