Amazon’s UK book best-seller list brings you the five most effective chat-up lines in the country:

1. The Personal Trainer: “I Can Make You Thin.”
2. The European Porn Star: “I haff come to turn you on, and I haff a vehr big drill.”
3. The Latin Lover: “Bonjour, mademoiselle.“
4. The Cheeky “Cockney” Lad: “Awight, darlin’?“
5. The Prince: “I’m second in line to the throne, but I don’t look like my dad.”