World domination. It’s not what it used to be. Sharks, lasers, death rays, golf carts driven by chicks in jumpsuits? Get with the program, people!
Picture this: a lovable retired university professor in an Australia T-shirt. He walks into a pub, talks to you about cricket, human rights, and before you know it you’ve invaded a developing country and stolen its natural resources under the cover of a war of liberation. Even if I say so myself, it’s a piece of fricken’ genius.
Frau Farbissina! Do you have another little racist boy for me to torture?