World domination. It’s not what it used to be. Sharks, lasers, death rays, golf carts driven by chicks in jumpsuits? Get with the program, people!
Picture this: a lovable retired university professor in an Australia T-shirt. He walks into a pub, talks to you about cricket, human rights, and before you know it you’ve invaded a developing country and stolen its natural resources under the cover of a war of liberation. Even if I say so myself, it’s a piece of fricken’ genius.
Frau Farbissina! Do you have another little racist boy for me to torture?
It’s only world domination, but I like it!
You mean I have been working for Doctor Evil all this time! 🙁
I don’t want to die violently and have my friends told as they are down the pub, saying things like “True he works for Doctor Evil, but he is a…” before they are interrupted by that fateful phone call.
Ah so Mr Geek, you thought you could rule the world from a replica of the L&NWR’s famous London terminus did you? Very clever but such a shame you make a couple of leetle mistakes. Now ve vill make you spend the rest of your days talking about cricket and human rights in half-deserted pubs – ah ha ha ha ha ha ha……
Shouldn’t this have gone into Hello magazine?
Did you visit the “secret” (=well hidden, coyly named “Ladies Waiting Room”) lesbian bar hidden in one of the old gatehouses outside the station, just by the Euston Road? (I realise you would have had to have been disguised as a woman to be let in, but in the interests of research…)