Wondering why I’m blogging regularly again these days? I have gone from two months solid with photography assignments to two months of none at all. If you want to book a bargain shoot then now is your chance. I took these photos on Saturday at my last gig, a naming ceremony in the Scented Garden round the corner in St Ann’s Well Park.
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Hire me for an afternoon to take photographs of your family for 240 quid plus expenses and I’ll throw in forty 6×4 prints, and a CD of medium-resolution scans of the negatives for free. A man can scarcely afford to eat at this kind of rate. C’mon, people, the light is beautiful at this time of year and—even if I do say so myself—I am on cracking form. Contact me now and you could have a set of warm, soft, natural portraits on film ready in time for Christmas.
Or you could pay rather more for a handful of photoshopped, posed digital McSnapshots that’ll very quickly look as naff as anything taken in the 70s against a velvet backdrop at a traditional high street photographers.