[Brace yourself, dad.]

I’m shopping around for a colocation service—crudely, a secure shed with a big pipe to the Net where I can install a server. As you’d expect I’ve been checking out local companies. One I won’t be using is Intramedia. The front page of their Website is dominated by what I suppose I should describe as their “mission statement”:

“INTRAMEDIA WILL DELIVER A CONSISTANTLY FLEXIBLE CORPORATE SERVICE THAT WILL ALWAYS ACHIEVE IT’S CLIENTS TECHNICAL NEEDS”