It seems my former employers have funded research into an amazing new drug:
Scientists are developing a pill which could boost women’s libido and reduce their appetite.
The hormone-releasing pill has so far only been given to female monkeys and shrews who displayed more mating behaviour and ate less.
The team from the Medical Research Council’s Human Reproduction Unit in Edinburgh believe a human version could be available within a decade.
A member of the group also reassured the public that they were doing everything they could to prevent their discovery from falling into the hands of Kate Moss.