Just to prove I didn’t make it up, here’s a screencap courtesy of a Newcastle Utd discussion board:

Mings bling with Jeremy Vine
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And there’s softcore panda porn over on the BBC News Website:

Gao Gao and Bai Yun at it like pandas

The look on Bai Yun’s face—“female panda in heat finally gets seen to by toy boy bear”—is hilarious.