Like me, Clive Davis is a product of one of those godless unions of black and white, but, because I am an expert on the conspiracy of sinister media Jews, when I took his byline photo I offered to make him look more Jewish in order to help his career. Now see what’s happened. I hope he doesn’t expect a refund.
[p.s. From my recent visitors I see that I am currently high up in the Google search hits for “Boris Johnson albino“—and about to become higher.]