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You can mock but the cows are certainly plotting to get us. One day they will take their horrible revenge for having sucky things put on their multiple lady bits and squirty things in their singular dittos.
My wife disputes this theory and says it’s ‘cos I be a townie that they harass me. But even when they’re not chasing me (frinstance if I’ve had the sense to put myself on the other side of the barbed wire), they give very nasty looks…
Gonna move to Brighton.
Watch out.
You can mock but the cows are certainly plotting to get us. One day they will take their horrible revenge for having sucky things put on their multiple lady bits and squirty things in their singular dittos.
My wife disputes this theory and says it’s ‘cos I be a townie that they harass me. But even when they’re not chasing me (frinstance if I’ve had the sense to put myself on the other side of the barbed wire), they give very nasty looks…