Holy Moly. Two amazing searches brought punters to counsell.com yesterday evening.

Perverts first. Someone was looking for "pictures of English women shitting" via search.yahoo.com. Fortunately this site is only referenced by the second page of results.

Idiots second. Someone was looking for "why Chirac opposes war" via search.msn.com. The number one hit on the entire Web is Claire Berlinski's argument for war.

Try it, Claire; it'll make your head spin.

Earlier this week Microsoft (in the form of msn.com) said they aimed to outdo Google with their new search engine technology. Looks like they have their work cut out.