Please don’t ask me how I came to be browsing “www.pacemakerclub.com“. Running down the right-hand side of their front page they have links to their readers’ emails, to which other readers can reply. Each link is the title of the respective message.

Along with “Want to use heart monitor when running” (1 reply) and “Weird symptoms after getting pacemaker” (2 replies), there’s one labelled “Still not working, any ideas out there?”. That’s got to be an urgent message—despite this: zero replies.