I’ve pulled the Monotreme reviews and associated debate. PooterGeek has, surreally, already become Google’s 12th highest hit for “K*** vs O******”. As previous experience has shown, it would be number 1 within a week. No one deserves that—even R** P***** V**********.

(The title of this post is the beginning of the Alexander Pope quotation in the title of a famous Rees-Mogg Times editorial protesting the conviction of Mick Jagger for drugs possession.)