Marvin voice: Brain the size of a planet and all the readers want from me is pictures of pandas. No, Leasey, there is nothing “feminine” about my finding the badly-designed bears appealing. And as for Maoi, you can’t have a panda for your birthday, but you can have some panda wallpaper for your desktop. This is my favourite as it shows Mei Sheng’s older half-sister demonstrating that pandas are as bad at climbing trees as sloths.
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Leasey, methinks the lad doth protest too much.