I’d just like to comment, on behalf of my own party, The Militant Rationalists: “O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!” and “Bring me the head of John Humphrys on a stick!” before linking you to this news item.

By the way, can anyone see anything a little inappropriate about Michael Howard (Jewish) accusing Tony Blair (conspicuously Anglo-Catholic) of being part of a “cabal” of ministers planning war on Iraq? Surely he’s confused his religious/ethnic slurs? Tony Blair is part of an inquisition that put David Kelly to the stake. For God’s sake Michael, get it right. (While we’re at it, what about George Bush (Methodist) being part of a “crusade” to destroy Islam?)