Brosnan is looking shaky for the next next Bond movie, so speculation about the replacement has started. Hugh Jackman I could just about believe, but Orlando Bloom? Puh-lease!

BOND:
You’ll never get away with it, you madman.

Dr EVIL:
[THWACK]

BOND:
Ow, that hurt! ‘S’not fair! ‘S’not fair!

Dr EVIL:
Now take off that tuxedo and tidy up your room.

Funnily enough, Fark describes the possibility of OB playing JB as “proof of the decline of the West”. Perhaps I should withdraw my earlier post. Like a lot of the posters at Fark, if I had to place a bet on the next Bond, my money would be on Clive Owen.