I don’t censor PooterGeek (except for libel), so the posts at the infamous Naked Harry Potter entry get more numerous and bizarre with time. [That page is now only fifth hit at Google for the search “Naked Harry Potter”.] One new comment arrived yesterday while I was logged on. Because of this I could check the posting with my referrer logs. The author, “Josh”, used the medium of PooterGeek to write to Emma Watson, the child actor who plays the character Hermione in the eponymous series of wizardly private school romps. I’m sure she’s a regular here and will be flattered to read what he wrote:

“I LOVE YOU EMMA!!!!!!!!!! REALLY… IM NOT A PERV LIKE THE REST OF THESE PEOPLE…JUST WANTED U TO KNO…WRITE BACK!”

I should perhaps let Emma know that the search terms that brought the love-struck and non-pervy “Josh” to PooterGeek were:

“harry+potter+porn”

for which PooterGeek is about to become another top hit, I suspect. Men, eh?

Just in case I haven’t said this enough already, Harry Potter bores me senseless. Why don’t you Potterfreaks go away and set up a page counting down the days to Watson becoming “legal” or something?