This another oldie, but it's never too late to read a story about the Mail on Sunday being humiliated. Mil Millington wrote a Webpage and a newspaper column and a book and, soon, a film—sorry: “major motion picture”—called “Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About”. [Mil's homepages might be funny, but they're ugly and use frames. Why doesn't his girlfriend pick an argument about that?]

When Millington wouldn't let the MoS publish the content of “Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About” Webpage, they just stole it anyway. Fortunately, every right-thinking person—including a cool bloke called Dave Green who I remember from University College (Bill Clinton's alma mater)—hates the Mail. And they joined the fight on his behalf.