I had started on this spoof combining the Mark Thatcher and Harry Windsor stories. You know the sort of thing:

“So, Mr Thatcher, this was an ironic coup?

Well, yah, we’d a bit to drink and a couple of chums had dressed up in fatigues for a party and one of the fellas—an old friend from the club—asked me if, y’know, he could borrow my helicopter for a bit of a wheeze.”

etc. etc., then Norm posted about this Steve Bell cartoon in The Guardian and I felt dirty somehow by association with the unfunny, one-note waste of wood-pulp that Bell has become, so I gave up.

UPDATE: Norm actually intended to (and now does) link to this one-note, unfunny, waste-of-wood-pulp Bell cartoon.