Since I wrote this post, mithering on about how unattractive I find Kylie Minogue, even when writhing around sweatily on an electric horse dressed in her skimpies, and how this saucy schtick of hers was going to become more embarrassing with her advancing years, there has been a couple of interesting developments.
Firstly, one of the creators of the Agent Provocateur ad that I referred to emailed me to say that originally they had intended to cast someone else as the model, but Kylie’s agent heard about it and wanted her in. Secondly, Kylie has (allegedly) sacked the man who first put her in hotpants because she now wants to look more grown up.
I hear Nigella is going to advertise a new range of pans on the back of a bucking bronco, dressed only in a pink fluffy cardi, while teasing a bruschetta with her lightly oiled fingers.
I love that headline- since my cat “Pooter” believes all shall kneel before her in servitude!