Hi, Olivia. It’s Damian here. Er, I was wondering if you might be free for lunch on Thursday. We could, um, discuss…
“…Sex”? It’s always the same with you professional bachelors, isn’t it? “There’s no ‘I’ in “commitment”—that’s your motto. You think you can breeze in with a pack-of-three and breeze out with bloody fibres of our hearts clinging to your selfish paws. Well I told Steve and I’m telling you: if you’re looking for a “fuck buddy” or a nice soft female breast to rest your fragile male ego on you can look somewhere else!
…the changes to the manuscript for the EMBO Journal paper.
Oh. Yeah. Twelve-thirty at the Campus Restaurant good for you?
Cool. See you then.