Armed with impeccable qualifications, a man applies for a position with a top city company. Unfortunately, he has a problem with one of his eyes: it constantly winks.
“We’d love to hire you,” says the managing director, “but that winking is too distracting.”
“Wait!”, the applicant says, “I can make it stop by taking two aspirin,”
“OK, show me,” the MD replies.
The job candidate reaches into his pocket, pulls out a dozen condom packets and puts them on the table before finding two aspirin. He takes the tablets and the winking instantly stops.
“That’s all well and good,” the executive says, “but we don’t condone womanising here.”
“No, no. You’ve got it all wrong,” the man explains. “Have you ever tried asking for aspirin at the chemists when you can’t stop winking?”
[from The Motley Fool]