You thought Harry “Haystacks” Pinter was unbeatable, but now, ladies and gentlemen, I give you Michael “The Bomber” Rosen.

[via Voslunga]

UPDATE: I thought I’d have a go myself. (Anyone is welcome to join in in the comments.)

War is bad
When Americans do it.
Blowing up civilians is understandable
As long as you’re really, really unhappy about something
Like poverty
Or democracy
Or women driving cars
Or homosexuals breathing
Or Jews existing.

Actually, it’s not as easy as it looks.