Thank you for your kind messages of support! Declaring my intentions to the World will, I hope, reduce the likelihood that I spend my new-found riches on Colombian nose powder and dancing girls.

Now I must warn you that later today things will probably get a bit strange around here later as I upgrade and re-configure PooterGeek. The spam protection systems I have installed are so ridiculously aggressive that it’s becoming difficult even for me to post. So, expect the site to disappear from time to time, then to reappear looking a bit different, then to be covered in comments advertising poker sites, then to be impossible to leave comments at, before settling down to some kind of normal.

Tony Blairs Tussauds waxwork in holiday dress

You have no idea how much extra traffic all these mentions of the word “playboy” are pulling in.