Remember when they used to do stories about falling sales at Marks and Spencer, when they still didn’t take credit cards? Today it’s a story about falling profits at French Connection, whose Website won’t allow you to look at anything at all unless you have Flash installed.
Once you have Flash installed then you can see that French Connection’s frontpage look for men involves wearing a translucent white baseball cap on your head back-to-front. And that “FCUK” still looks like “FUCK”! Hurr! Hurr! Look at my T-shirt! It looks like it says something really rude Look! Look, everyone!
[Mystic Meg voice:] I am looking into their future… …through the mists I am seeing a huge logo being crushed by a huger sell-by date.