Britney’s first-born could be called “London Preston”, but will be known as “M6” to all his friends.
[I love that Wikipedia has a page devoted to the M6. Wikimedia: harnessing the power of Asperger’s syndrome since 2000 AD. Did you know that the entry about Coronation Street used to be twice as long as the one about Tony Blair? It’s the People’s Encyclopedia, i’n’t it?]